Mom Head

Whenever you are giving a blowjob and you gag and piss yourself at the same because you have had kids

Did I get you that hot and bothered? No it was just mom head.

by Kirkland94 September 21, 2021

Crack head mom

A single mom that’s been single for so long she acts like both the mom and the dad.

My mom yelled at me about changing my oil in my car and twenty minutes later calmly let me know “dinner is ready I hope you have your appetite!” She’s such a crack head mom.

by Shegruwell December 20, 2018