Moisty Mire is a common landing spot in the Battle Royale game, Fortnite. It is also used by edgy minecraft players, as a way to say "nice".
by SidneyDawg May 9, 2018
A girl who is now legal to hit on and take home, but who was definitely a moistie when she was 16. She is said to have 'graduated' from Moistie University after taking the appropriate, hilariously named, 'classes'.
Joe: "Hey there"
Jane: "Hi"
Joe: "I bet you were a hot-ass moistie back in the day"
Jane: "Way back in the day"
Joe: "That makes you a moistie alumni"
Jane: "Hi"
Joe: "I bet you were a hot-ass moistie back in the day"
Jane: "Way back in the day"
Joe: "That makes you a moistie alumni"
by NastyNas December 20, 2004
Verb: The act of becoming aroused. This arousal can be caused by people, events, clothing, food and any and all other experiences and need not be sexual in any way shape or form.
This is the female equivalent of the male "Cracking a Fat"
This is the female equivalent of the male "Cracking a Fat"
by Broooooooooooke April 10, 2011
A moistie cadet is a girl who is too young to be a moistie, but has greater than a 90% chance to become a moistie when she turns 16.
Joe1: "Damn, look at those hot-ass moisties"
Joe2: "Let's see their faces"
Joe1: "Whoa, they're like 13, but they're definitely (moistie) cadets"
Joe2: "Let's see their faces"
Joe1: "Whoa, they're like 13, but they're definitely (moistie) cadets"
by NastyNas December 20, 2004
by Moistymire January 27, 2018
A guy who’s cock is so huge and can make any girl moist, usually a tall man with a large cock that pulls so many girls and sits the bench for varsity. He is usually squaded up with strong masculine men such as Parker’s, beau’s, and Landon’s.
by Colthasmusclesandabigdick69 April 4, 2022
by Zachary Gottlieb December 3, 2006