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moisty mire 

The prestigious swampy lands of Fortnite: Battle Royale; also, my undercarriage
Quick! Let’s get to the moisty mire before my mire gets moist”
moisty mire by Moistymire January 26, 2018

Moisty Mire 

The act of taking a crap and a piss at the same time in your pants because you are too lazy to get out of your bed at night. When performed, the yellow-brownish liquidy waste should look like a swamp.
I performed a moisty mire last night ij my bed. The smell was so horrific in the morning that my wife divorced me.

Moisty Mire 

when the crack and Balls are filled with sweat
Hey mike i got moisty mire