moisty mire

The prestigious swampy lands of Fortnite: Battle Royale; also, my undercarriage

“Quick! Let’s get to the moisty mire before my mire gets moist”

by Moistymire January 27, 2018

Moisty Mire

Moisty Mire is a common landing spot in the Battle Royale game, Fortnite. It is also used by edgy minecraft players, as a way to say "nice".

Ninja: Just got a Legendary scar!
Myth: Damn, Moisty Mire!
Ninja: I know, right?

by SidneyDawg May 09, 2018

Moisty Mire

The act of taking a crap and a piss at the same time in your pants because you are too lazy to get out of your bed at night. When performed, the yellow-brownish liquidy waste should look like a swamp.

I performed a moisty mire last night ij my bed. The smell was so horrific in the morning that my wife divorced me.

by Jimmyhatesmatthew January 07, 2018

Moisty Mire

when the crack and Balls are filled with sweat

Hey mike i got moisty mire

by FollowAndLikeForFreeDeath April 17, 2018