moises

a sexy guy who always says he will think about it and never just says yes

oh my god that guy you asked out is such a moises!

by bob anderson August 15, 2007

Moise

Moise: pronounced (moi-z, rhymes with boyz); of wetness but not in a crude manner; dampness but with class.

My dog's nose is looking rather... moise.

"Senator," his wife whispered at the table while blushing, "I'm quite... moise."

by Squez! September 17, 2019

The guy that is usually clueless. Will inadvertently say random things to concuss your thoughts.

server: How’d you liked your eggs sir?
Moise: Run It!
server: Gotcha!
Moise: You already know

by ISmellFarts February 5, 2019

a guy who says he always cant get a ride but really just doesn't like people

Dude I invited 4 guys over and 3 of them where totally Moises's

by gigorgia April 8, 2008

someone who isnt very good looking but theyre personality makes them "attractive"

jackie:woah! hes ugly
cristina:so..hes a moises!
jackie:ohh then hes good(:

by liddoh one :> July 23, 2011

Simply 2kewl4u

Drinking a cup of Moise a day helps keep the doctor away!

by Moise September 24, 2003

a cool basketball player that sits next to a table. coolcoool

yoy yo eh moises you cool

by memese October 28, 2019