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Moistard 

The horrible watery substance that squirts onto your burger/hot dog when you forget to shake the mustard bottle.

The mustard equivilent of 'wetchup'
Fuck! I forgot to shake the mustard bottle and now my burger is covered in moistard!!
Moistard by The chair May 8, 2010
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Moldtard 

1. A person who knowingly/willing chooses to behave in an ignorant manner (i.e. using offensive, degrading language or insults & meaning them, and not in a “dark humor funny” manner, behaving in a sexually, physically or verbally aggressive manner without reasonable or just cause, etc) rather than making a conscious effort to remain self aware and behave accordingly after becoming aware of a personal diagnosis of Toxic Mold Syndrome (a medical diagnosis that includes a very dangerous laundry list of physical & mental health issues resulting from long-term exposure to any toxic mold) and becoming fully informed & intimately familiar with the symptoms

2. Knowing you are “moldy” or “sauced” (mold poisoned or “mold- sauced”) & choosing to continue acting like an ignorant “moldtard” bc being an intelligent, awesome, & caring human being is “too much work”
Yo, I’m not even the one who lost it, stop calling me names & own your truth, MOLDTARD!!!
Moldtard by Krystal Meths Truths December 18, 2019
A moderator, Usually a highly stupid or unliked one
The modtards on my favorite message board were on one of their stupid little power trips again
u fucking moitard
moitard by Soadina September 29, 2003