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Moistard 

The horrible watery substance that squirts onto your burger/hot dog when you forget to shake the mustard bottle.

The mustard equivilent of 'wetchup'
Fuck! I forgot to shake the mustard bottle and now my burger is covered in moistard!!
Moistard by The chair May 8, 2010
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Moldtard 

1. A person who knowingly/willing chooses to behave in an ignorant manner (i.e. using offensive, degrading language or insults & meaning them, and not in a “dark humor funny” manner, behaving in a sexually, physically or verbally aggressive manner without reasonable or just cause, etc) rather than making a conscious effort to remain self aware and behave accordingly after becoming aware of a personal diagnosis of Toxic Mold Syndrome (a medical diagnosis that includes a very dangerous laundry list of physical & mental health issues resulting from long-term exposure to any toxic mold) and becoming fully informed & intimately familiar with the symptoms

2. Knowing you are “moldy” or “sauced” (mold poisoned or “mold- sauced”) & choosing to continue acting like an ignorant “moldtard” bc being an intelligent, awesome, & caring human being is “too much work”
Yo, I’m not even the one who lost it, stop calling me names & own your truth, MOLDTARD!!!
Moldtard by Krystal Meths Truths December 18, 2019
A moderator, Usually a highly stupid or unliked one
The modtards on my favorite message board were on one of their stupid little power trips again
u fucking moitard
moitard by Soadina September 29, 2003

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026