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Moistard 

The horrible watery substance that squirts onto your burger/hot dog when you forget to shake the mustard bottle.

The mustard equivilent of 'wetchup'
Fuck! I forgot to shake the mustard bottle and now my burger is covered in moistard!!
Moistard by The chair May 8, 2010
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Moldtard 

1. A person who knowingly/willing chooses to behave in an ignorant manner (i.e. using offensive, degrading language or insults & meaning them, and not in a “dark humor funny” manner, behaving in a sexually, physically or verbally aggressive manner without reasonable or just cause, etc) rather than making a conscious effort to remain self aware and behave accordingly after becoming aware of a personal diagnosis of Toxic Mold Syndrome (a medical diagnosis that includes a very dangerous laundry list of physical & mental health issues resulting from long-term exposure to any toxic mold) and becoming fully informed & intimately familiar with the symptoms

2. Knowing you are “moldy” or “sauced” (mold poisoned or “mold- sauced”) & choosing to continue acting like an ignorant “moldtard” bc being an intelligent, awesome, & caring human being is “too much work”
Yo, I’m not even the one who lost it, stop calling me names & own your truth, MOLDTARD!!!
Moldtard by Krystal Meths Truths December 18, 2019
A moderator, Usually a highly stupid or unliked one
The modtards on my favorite message board were on one of their stupid little power trips again
u fucking moitard
moitard by Soadina September 29, 2003
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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