mod pizza
Fast food pizza that pretends to be pizza by inundating what cheaply made dough there is with some sort of tomato paste and sauce with toppings after toppings after toppings with some cheese.
I ordered a pizza with sausage and extra pepperoni. When it was ready it seem to have the normal amount of sausage in the normal amount of pepperoni, So I said “hey where is the extra meat”? Then the employee jumped over the register and screamed “I got some extra meat for you” Which obviously startled me. But the employee was a girl who was pretty hot So I naturally assumed she was trying to flirt with me so I didn’t do anything as she came right over to my table. She then proceeded to put a whole log of pepperoni in my butt. She kept saying “gay marriage is legal now, this is allowed” It really hurt my butt hole but this “Mod Pizza” was pretty good.
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