Similar to waterboarding, but not necessarily in the context of torture, depending on the temperature of the coffee.
Usually the mochaboardee will lay flat on the floor while he or someone else pours a steady stream of coffee over the recipient's face and into the mouth. This practice is particularly effective for making it to work on time after a night of heavy drinking.
Sid: "Dude, I'm so obnoxiously hung over...what a party last night, eh?"
Roger: "No doubt, I had to have Glenda put me through a mochaboarding session this morning, just to make it here on time..."
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)