Moat Ho

A ho that can't get enough of those moats.

God damn son, Fishsticks sure is a Moat Ho this week.

by FishsticksIB September 19, 2021

Drain the castle moat

When you have to empty your badder

I have to drain the castle moat.

Urinate urination

by Lipperella October 6, 2017

cross the moat

another variant of ATM, where the partners start out with anal sex until ejaculation, the one that's having a phallic orgasm pulls out and finishes in the girl's vagina

"hey Seabass, what's with the family-sized bucket of medicated vaginal creme," Jason asks the coolest guy in the world. SeaBass "I talked that stripper I met into letting me cross the moat, now she has a nasty infection"

by wudegodd May 2, 2023

The Moat

a luxury item sandslappers put around their penis' before building the Sand Volcano

since Kyle is a sandslapper, He wants to make the best sand volcano, so he built The Moat.

by Kylesnotinvited2 August 31, 2018

Moat

Moat- a great moustache (moe) + a great goatee (goat) = moat

"Hey greg that's a nice moat you have on your face mate", "thankyou Tyson"

by Poo@Gswag January 21, 2017

MOAT

Mother Of All Turds like MOAB

Bob stunk up the bathroom with a MOAT.

Must have been the Mother Of All Turds

by Gainesville BOB April 14, 2017

Moat

It means embarrassing or OMG just shut up

“DAB, Yolo”
“ honostly ur such a moat go away”

by Sick my big black willy March 12, 2018