Sandslapper

Someone who while masturbating and very close to finishing, grabs a handful of sand from a bowl on his nightstand and finishes out his adventure making a sand volcano.

"Think Kyle will get any tonight? " "Not when she finds out he's a sandslapper."

Sandslapper by Kyle'sNotInvited May 23, 2018

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Sandslapper

A person having origins to the US state of South Carolina.

“Did you know that John over there is a sandslapper?”

Sandslapper by JohnCole June 7, 2022

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Sandslapper • sandlapper • Arabian Sandslasher

Arabian Sandslasher

The act of cutting off a girl's head while having sex with her.

Habib, I just gave her the best Arabian Sandslasher last night.

Arabian Sandslasher by Soup Train To Nowhere May 3, 2009

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sandlapper

A person from south Carolina

"Down south of us is the state of sandlappers"

sandlapper by Fvckum July 8, 2022

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Sand slapper

A hand job but instead of lube they person uses sand and spit

My girl gave me a sand slapper on Daytona beach at night and I got a yeast infection but it was great

Sand slapper by The mans dictionary June 23, 2023

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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