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The articulate process by which a drunk and horny female, mostly of the promiscuous type in a relationship with another man, grabs the shaft of the male genitalia (aka a boner) with one fist, and then stealthly with the other hand grasps the left or right gluteal while thrusting said male genitalia inside of the vaginal cavity (aka pussy). Girlfriends are not counted in this particular process.

(Dumbed down version)
When a down ass bitch grabs your dick with one hand, your ass by the other, and slam dunks that shit straight into her pussy.
Jeffrey: "Dude... Daniella totally MJ'd me last night..."

Evan: "Fuck that shit son!"
MJ'd by rolemodel05 April 24, 2009
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Mj'd is when you're a man who leaves his current girlfriend because you discover you are gay.
Oh, I just Mj'd my girlfriend, she didn't like it very much!
Mj'd by Froggymj December 23, 2020
A girls first experience of Interracial DVP
I have just been MJ’d
MJ’d by Jonwool June 7, 2022

Q.F.T.B.M.J.D

Coolest people you will ever meet
I wish I was in Q.F.T.B.M.J.D
Q.F.T.B.M.J.D by Q.F.T.B.M.J.D August 22, 2011

MJ baby drop 

When you’re on a balcony giving her the D and you creampie her then she sits on the railing and lets it drop to the crowd below.
Oh man we were at the hotel and did an MJ BABY DROP
MJ baby drop by OmnipotentTater September 21, 2021

Yo MJ What up Dog? 

Something you say to a dog to calm them down; you may have to replace "MJ" with the dog's actualy name.
Originated from when I was playing with my sis's boyfriend's dog (which is shortened to the initials MJ). Then I said that cause I was bored and she was trying to jump on me.

Me: Mary, stay down!
*dog is jumping at me*
Me: Yo MJ what up dog?
*she stops jumping at me*

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THIS IS THE FINAL STAGE OF BOREDOM!!!! ONCE YOU HAVE TYPED THE QWERTY KEYBOARD ACROSS AND BACKWARDS AS WELL AS DO THAT SIDEWAYS AND SIDEWAYS BACKWARDS, BUT THAT'S NOT ALL YOU STILL HAVE TO ADD THE SPACES IN BETWEEN EACH LETTER. THEN ONCE YOU DO ALL THAT YOU HAVE ACHIEVED GOD LEVEL!!!!!!
Person#1:Do you know that girl that typed Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q into the urban dictonary?

Me:*SCREAMS AND FLASHBACKS TO EXACTLY WHEN I TYPED Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q INTO THE URBAN DICTIONARY*

Person#1:*confused*
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