Pronounced my-zur. To live off of other people. To abuse someone elses kindness. If a someone offers a beer, a mizer takes 5. If someone offers a cigarette, a mizer takes two - smokes one and puts the other behind his/her ear.
"A what? A mizer."
"Mize, rise, gize and resize."
"You're such a mizer."
"He's such a fuckin' mizer."
"Can I bum a cigarette?" (even though the person has a full pack, they bum a cigarette, this makes them a mizer)
by Dah House September 18, 2008
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An elder, someone who has more knowledge and/or ability than you. Commonly used in competitive card games.
I am such a mizer, I completely dominate you n00bs.
by RighteousMSJ February 8, 2004
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short for sodomizer

used to tell people they are gay and that they like to sodomize people

another varaition of the word sodomite
"Koper, you are such a mizer."
by Nicker Tanglees February 3, 2007
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An amazing League of Legends and HoN player.
Wow, did you see Mizerable own that noob janna?
by Noesis April 3, 2011
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A mizer is sum1 whom ud like to see by run over by a tricycle just so u cud have the satisfaction of boasting about what u have seen at a later date
terry has no value in my life hes just a mizer
by Vethment January 18, 2004
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a Japanese band(now broken up) that played a mix of classical and rock. Consisted of Kami on drums(Died after Gackt left),Mana on synthazizer/guitar,Yu~ki on bass, and Kozi on synth/guitar.Also went though 3 different vocalists(Tetsu,who got kicked out,Gackt,who went solo,and Klaha was the last vocalist.) Known alot for their unsusual attire. All are men. Some people conider Malice Mizer "Jgoth"
some songs by Malice Mizer:Beast of Blood,Bel Air,Au Revior
by Aquila December 20, 2003
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What defines a human. Slang for Malice and Misery. A term concived by Mana and Kozi, former guitarists of the J-Rock band Malice Mizer.
Question: What is human?
Answer: Human is nothing but a being of Malice and Misery.
by Nagi January 30, 2004
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