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Mikerosoft Vindows 

How Indian tech support scammers pronounce Microsoft Windows due to their accent
Sir, you are using Mikerosoft Vindows 10, right?

Mickeysoft

One of many nicknames for Microsoft, a key member of the Seattle Mafia and global bully.
Blinded by greed, Bill Gates may be Mickeysoft's worst enemy.
Mickeysoft by David Blomstrom October 19, 2007

Mikerofl 

1. A Mexican Urban myth; it was believe this dastardly creation has the ability to sweep a thousand notes at a time, as well as immersing weary travelers with a subtle embrace of the ants of the sky.
2. A term used when an individual is out of bacon.
1. 'Holy shit, that BTBAM sweep sounds just like Mikerofl! THE LEGAND IS TRUE!'
2. 'Hey mum, what's for breakfast?'
'Eat you're god damn cereal!!'
'What, no bacon?'
Mikerofl by Johnny Lolshakes August 21, 2008
Mikerson is a person who is caring, loving, protective, kind, stubborn, hardheaded, a good listener, empathetic, and hilarious. He can make you laugh and want to smack him all at once. He is good in bed, and tends to be on the wild side most days. He is an amazing best friend who would put up with even a crazy person if he considered her a friend. He is someone who will be with you through the good the bad and the bleh. He is and always will be that one person you can turn to when you have a problem.
Me: I love you Mikerson
Mikerson: Already? Damn, I'm Good. :) I love you more..
Mikerson by Ekim007 November 22, 2021

mikerosoft

The way Indian Tech Support Scammers pronounce Microsoft
Hello i'm calling with Mikerosoft. I've heard you've got a virus.
mikerosoft by Taoshi August 16, 2017
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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