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Mitching Out 

Verb.

1) The ensuing behavior following more than three shots of alcohol when one is both a lightweight and a small person named mitch, which includes, but is not limited to: refusal to go to bed quietly, making an ass of one's self, yelling "hey girl, take off that polka dot bikini," or any general act of combing both "bitching out" and being named mitch.

2) The act of bitching out, but when the person's name is Mitch.

3) The verb that describes mitch's behavior after three or more drinks
Person 1: Oh man did you see Mitch hiding under the table at the strip club?

Person 2: Oh yeah, he was totally Mitching out!

Person 1: Afterward he absolutely refused to pass out on the couch!

Person 2: Wow what a Mitch!
Mitching Out by Mingo_Fiercest December 16, 2009
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Mitching out 

Verb. When a very straight girl (not a fence-sitter) succumbs to the charms of a lesbian who actively seeks to 'turn' straight girls, and enters a long term relationship with her. Term originated by a professor at Randolph-Macon Woman's College for such a relationship, based on the nickname of the straight girl involved.
Person 1: So, what's up with Katie and Megan?
Person 2: They're dating.
Person 1: Whoa, I didn't realize Megan swung that way!
Person 2: She doesn't really, she's totally Mitching out.
Mitching out by Miss Macon July 28, 2008

Mitching out 

To zone out, forget where you are and what you're doing, staring blankly into space, à la Mitch McConnell
Dude you got so high last night, after that last hit, you were mitching out for like 10 minutes straight.
Mitching out by enronthedon October 2, 2023

Matching outfits day

Matching outfits day!!!
Matching outfits day is when with you and your friends and relatives and lovers. it just like the world defined.

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
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Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026