Mitchwiched

The act of being sandwiched by two people named Mitch.

Can happen anywhere from the bus to the bed.

Mitch: *Enters a crowded bus* Pardon me, miss. Mitch coming through. *Stands in front of woman*
The woman stands aside and thinks to herself about the Mitch in front of her. While deep in thought, another individual approaches and stands behind her. Her brain begins piecing the puzzle pieces together as she slowly turns her head around to the man behind her. Her eyes catch glimpse of a small worn nametag on the mans shirt. Her face slowly turns to horror as she sees those damned letters "M" "I" "T" "C" "H" and realizes that she has been mitchwiched.

by Milawo September 10, 2019