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A money whoring cunt who is beyond the beliefs of reason, thinks he's amazing and never seems to get the hint that people do not like him, finds himself really amazing because he's good with coding, Overal just a dickhead.
what an idiot mistik
Mistik by bitchie123l March 20, 2018
Words you can keep
An attention seeking, narcisstic kid who gets orgasms from taking down Agar.io team mode servers.
Hiiii, i'm mistik.
Mistik by Mistik suxs March 24, 2018
Mistik is a discord server created by a boy named Psychic. It currently sits at 473 members as of May 7th, 2021. It's a community/advertising server that is very welcoming and a non-toxic community.
Bro have you joined the epic discord server called mistik yet?
No bro i should check it out.
Mistik by NotPsychic May 7, 2021
mistik is a discord server with a whole shit ton of people who like to make the mods mad
You:hey have you heard of the most toxic place on discord mistik?
Me: no. whats it like
You: deez nutz
Me:what

mıstık 

He is a mutant giant turkish guy who has the biggest penis in the whole universe.
Daamn look at that guy he is such a mıstık
mıstık by AmTapınakçısı November 21, 2021

America's greatest mistake 

The 45th President of the United States of America.
The 45th, in my humble opinion, will be America's greatest mistake.
Jake Paul
"Jake Paul was a big mistake"
Mistake by s22jjames November 1, 2018
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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