The act of jumping out of, or off of, a moving vehicle faceplanting and sliding down the road rather than rolling.
“I might just jump out of the car.”
“Remember to roll.”
“Nope, we’re going for the faceplant today.”
“Ah the ol’ Mississippi slider.”
“Remember to roll.”
“Nope, we’re going for the faceplant today.”
“Ah the ol’ Mississippi slider.”
by sssff July 16, 2021
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No. What's that?
Okay, you're gross. You need to grow up.
No. What's that?
Okay, you're gross. You need to grow up.
by veggingout October 23, 2016
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When she awoke I told her that she had left a candy bar in her ass crack by mistake; I was ashamed to admit I had given her the Mississippi Mud Slide while she was sleeping.
by Reginald Titus September 11, 2003
Get the Mississippi Mud Slide mug.an act which enlists a group of posh, pretentious twats, who, usually, know each other from the villages' local cricket teams. Said twats get naked, and all do a shit on a long peice of heavy duty plastic which is laid out down the length of one's garden. They then proceed to take turns in running up to and sliding down the plastic, which by now is covered in shit.
posh twat 1: "oh Mortimer, do join us for a Mississippi Mud Slide on Saturday after cricket."
posh twat 2 (who we now know as 'Mortimer'):"That'd be just splendid if I didn't have an infected bock boil. I'll come along for the chinwag though"
posh twat 2 (who we now know as 'Mortimer'):"That'd be just splendid if I didn't have an infected bock boil. I'll come along for the chinwag though"
by el kizzle May 2, 2009
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by cockspitter July 11, 2023
Get the Mississippi Mud Slide mug.When a man shits on a woman's chest sitting backwards so the bowel levitates torward the woman's neck.
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