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Misq • misqiyous • misqu • misquad • misquamicut • Misquee • misqueme • Misquenkle • misqueue • Misquez
misquote
To correct someone, with a self-righteous attitude, on trivial and technical facts, which are irrelevant to the main point of the conservation.
Misquoters are pedantic and often annoying. A surprising amount of joy can be had when the misquoter makes a mistake in his self-righteous misquote. (See examples.)
Misquoters are pedantic and often annoying. A surprising amount of joy can be had when the misquoter makes a mistake in his self-righteous misquote. (See examples.)
Normal Misquotes:
Girl, after dating a misquoter for one month, "Happy anniversary, dear!"
Misquoter: "No. An anniversary is a year."
Girl: "..."
Girl: "AH! Did you see that? That bus almost ran me over!!"
Misquoter: "That wasn't a bus. That was a truck. A bus must have more than 2 passenger seats, which that vehicle did not possess. In contrast, the main purpose of trucks is to transport cargo, of which, that vehicle clearly possessed."
Girl: "..."
Girl: "Oh my God, my landlord tried to rape me yesterday!"
Misquoter: "God doesn't exist."
Girl: "..."
Misquote Gone Wrong:
Girl: "Wow! Miami was so much fun!"
Misquoter: "I thought you went to Florida."
Girl: "... Miami IS in Florida."
Misquoter: "..."
Girl, after dating a misquoter for one month, "Happy anniversary, dear!"
Misquoter: "No. An anniversary is a year."
Girl: "..."
Girl: "AH! Did you see that? That bus almost ran me over!!"
Misquoter: "That wasn't a bus. That was a truck. A bus must have more than 2 passenger seats, which that vehicle did not possess. In contrast, the main purpose of trucks is to transport cargo, of which, that vehicle clearly possessed."
Girl: "..."
Girl: "Oh my God, my landlord tried to rape me yesterday!"
Misquoter: "God doesn't exist."
Girl: "..."
Misquote Gone Wrong:
Girl: "Wow! Miami was so much fun!"
Misquoter: "I thought you went to Florida."
Girl: "... Miami IS in Florida."
Misquoter: "..."
misquote by Miss. Kwote March 8, 2010
misqu
misqu by my nigga jeff died January 11, 2019
misquad
Joe and I was talkin, then he started actin all hard and shit, but then i told him to gone somewhere, cuz he aint nothin but a misquad.
misquad by Made by Justin AKA MrCollarPop produced by Mizz Katie AKA "22" November 24, 2006
Misquidgy
Misquidgy means if you want to push in somewhere, or squeeze in, you can use the word misquidgy. I use it alot especially when it comes to crowds, or in locker rooms. (lol)
Word created by a 10 year old!!!! 2018 :3
Word created by a 10 year old!!!! 2018 :3
Misquidgy by Galexy_Axolotl February 2, 2020
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