Mirtle, mirTle, mirtlE

Mirtle, mirTle, mirtlE

Mirtle, mirTle, mirtlE

Mirtle, mirTle, mirtlE by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 22, 2025

Mirtle 

The most awkward, fuck-up, weirdo, child molesting, pedophile in the history of ever. Being called a mirtle is both an insult and a privilege

"Did you hear about that girl who got raped by her dad?"
"Yea, that dad is such a mirtle"

Mirtle by Certified Sack October 13, 2011

Myrtle Mimosa 

A mimosa made with champagne (preferably inexpensive) and Mountain Dew (any flavor). Dust the rim of the glass/cup with hot Cheetos dust. - STE

I enjoy Camel Wides and Swisher Sweets along with an ice cold Myrtle Mimosa when I am relaxing on the boardwalk.

Myrtle Mimosa by probably scott November 2, 2018

MIRDLE 

man girdle

Mr. Smith wore a mirdle under his pants to make him appear to be svelte.

MIRDLE by iRAYd8 September 24, 2009

mertle'd 

someone who gets drunk in less than an hour and passes out.

hahahah that kid just got here! wow he mertle'd that party!

hey did you hear about the kid that mertle'd the keg!?

wow what an idiot!

mertle'd by Vaughn-Jay September 28, 2006

Mittle Class 

Owning at least 5 homes and having a net worth over $100,000,000.

No, son, we're not rich. We're Mittle Class. Lots of people own yachts that can circumnavigate the globe without needing to refuel.

Mittle Class by Shut Up Morans December 28, 2011

Myrtle Creek Skurk 

The Myrtle Creek Skurk- anyone who's come in contact with the swamp donkey Skurk and finds themselves with a burning, itchy, peppercorn feeling, cottage cheese drippin, sewage stench coming from their vagina, then you and your man have been had by the Skurk. And should seek immediate medical attention. CAUTION: Do NOT leave her alone in your home or with your man or you will lose all and gain the gift that keeps giving. This is the reason you should always use the toilet seat covers in public bathrooms and private ones if she's been to your home. She's a scab on the ass Crack of humanity that will surely turn into a scab that won't go away on yours and your mans asscracks.

My friend had to go to the doctor because her boyfriend cheated on her with Amber and gave her the Myrtle Creek Skurk.

Myrtle Creek Skurk by RaevynRae August 30, 2021