The most beautiful and charming boy to ever exist. He has the most stunning dance moves you’ll ever see. He’s also very spontaneous and fun to be around. Being with him is never boring. He’s also very fruity.
Person 1: Wow!! Is that Mirtillo?
Person 2: Yeeeahhh look at his moves!
Mirtillo: *dancing*
Mirtillo’s boyfriend: *dancing*
Mirtillo: Let’s get some ice cream now! :D
At first, Mirtillo may seem like a reserved, shy and introverted boy, he doesn't bother anyone. But then when you get to know him better you discover a wonderful, sweet, nice person. He is the ideal and perfect guy the ones that everyone dreams of every night. It's the same person who stays in your mind all day. It is that person you think as you draw hearts on the desk with the red pen. That person you would give the world to because they deserve it <3
A beautiful and amazing guy who has the best dance moves you’ll ever see. He is very fruity and spontaneous. There’s never a boring moment when Mirtillo is around
Person 1: oh my god it’s Mirtillo
Person 2: woooowww look at those moved
Mirtillo’s Boyfriend: I love you Mirtillo
Mirtillo: *Dancing* Aw I love you too let’s go get some ice cream <3
The sweetest girl you have ever met. They are kinda into astrology and things like that. She is very kind and loyal friend! She is the best thing that can happen to you !!
mirtill is the most gorgeous girl in the whole world. always leave her a little space to do her own thing, bc if you don’t she’ll get mad. keep her!! also don’t fall in love with her cuz “she don’t want no man”
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.