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Minnesota Mascara

The dried jizz on a woman's eye socket that prohibits her from seeing clearly, often delivered by guys named Howie (for some odd reason)

She had a hard time making coffee due to her Minnesota Mascara

by WalmartStumbleBum42 January 29, 2015

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