mini wheats

sweet nickname for a person, of smaller stature.

Rob Mclaughlin = Mini Wheats

by MikeMcLaughlin October 27, 2005

mini wheats

another word for spectacular or amazing.

Leanne your mini wheats!

by Lily Gamble January 21, 2009

Frosted Mini Wheats

God's glorious creation

Jesus Christ: And I bestow upon thee Frosted Mini Wheats

by 2 000 000 1 the space odyssey March 7, 2020

soggy mini wheats

An unexplainable procedure mini wheats go through if you don't eat them fast enough.

OH SHIT, BRAH. I have soggy mini wheats now, thanks to not paying attention to them on over half an hour.

by JHSGAMY November 24, 2006

Shredded Like Mini Wheats

Being insanely ripped, defined, muscular, veiny, and/ or striated. In a simpler sense, extremely shredded.
Direct reference to the shredded wheat cereals.

Jenna/ X Factor: Qin and Nickolitus, We're so dripping. No CF anywhere.

Qin: That's cause we're shredded like mini wheats.

Nickolitus: Just Look at our six packs.

by Daddy Long Snake August 2, 2010

mini wheats©

A delicious and nutritious breakfast cereal made by the Kellogg Company of Battle Creek, Michigan. Initially recieved as somewhat of a novelty, Mini Wheats© are coated on one side with a sugary frosting and on the opposite, bare shredded wheat.

Mini Wheats© are kind of a novelty, really.

by Jose Esteban October 6, 2007

oh god mini wheat what are you doing at the nuremberg trials

Suddenly, Mini-Wheat is put on trial. It's accidental, but the judge is unaware. He sits in fear, nervous of what the judge will do- because of what he's done to the other people. It's 1945, so "Mini-Wheat Discrimination" has not been put into place yet. He is sentenced to immediate execution. No more Mini-Wheat, kids.

Judge: Next is Mini-Wheat.
Everyone: oh god mini wheat what are you doing at the nuremberg trials

by Mini-Wheat October 29, 2019