mini cooper S

Nostalgic and tiny little car that amazes in aesthetics and performance handling characterisitc. Very noticeable. Has its own niche of drivers. Diverse and close community. Will not be suprising to see MINI driver acknowledge each other with waves, honks, yells, thumbs up, etc. Also has quite a decent space inside, think of it as a spacious coupe. Can fit 3 golf bags, 3 pairs of golf shoes, 1 pull cart, 3 lunches, and 3 humans. OR 3 170 lbs+ humans, their laundry, bags, and a regular sized guitar. Amazing little car manufactured by BMW AG sold as its own branch.

"What is the smallest car on the American roads?" Ans. MINI!


btw i drive one, i know how it feels.

lets motor

by jckoopas May 14, 2005

mini cooper S

More like a little run around R.C. car than a $20,000 midget-mobile. You could sell those things at radio shack for gods sake.

"Did you charge the batteries on that R.C. car Bob? Oh wait no, sorry thats just the Cooper."

by NateK July 28, 2005

Mini Cooper S

Large small car with no space inside. Poor performing transmission allows tandems to overtake and holds up traffic whilst guzzling petrol. Usually driven by someone without a clue (that nicer cars exist, or how to drive)

"Wasn't that a Mini Cooper S we just passed" - one tandem rider to another

by Gav August 5, 2003

2002 mini cooper s

The biggest piece of shit car ever. Designed by BMW and made by a bunch of drunk brittish fuckheads, this car is sure to cost you way too much money and suck the life out of you.

My 2002 mini cooper s is a piece of dogfuck.

by jovato May 14, 2003

2002 mini cooper s

A nice vehicle designed by BMW. Sure to add a bit of difference to the bland car scene.

by xtc August 4, 2003

mini cooper stupor

this is similar to slug bug or Pt Cruiser buiser in which you whop an unsuspecting person\persons in the arm or a smack on top of the head. Only the one who sees the car first gets to do the whopping.

When a person sees a mini cooper they call out "mini cooper stupor" and then they have dibbs on the car.

by Jim Schupp January 22, 2009

super duper mini cooper

Generally spoken in native faggot; super duper mini cooper is a synonym for the word awesome. "Super Duper Mini Cooper" is archaic, and only makes you less attractive to girls, and more attractive to men. If you say this, you will be doomed to be anally raped, wear headbands, and be tone deaf for the rest of your life.

Oh. and you suck.

"Hey, that cardigan is super duper mini cooper."

by OptimusPrime<3 November 28, 2009