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ming mang 

a silly person; a loser; a moron; a jackass.
"What a ming mang!"
"Ya know, you are a real ming mang"
"Lets go see what that ming mang is doing"
"You just puked all over my bed you ming mang!"

As far as I know this was a term that first started being used in the 1992/1993 time frame.

Originally 'Ming mang' was something we called handicapped people that suffered from afflictions like Down Syndrome. However, As time went on the term Ming Mang was being used in a circle of friends and generally was said when someone did something or said something really stupid and/or moronic.
ming mang by Blackeyebry June 22, 2009
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Ming Mang 

Slang word for your penis when it is typically smaller than average. A Ming Mang isn’t a compliment, nor is it a slur. It is a word used to insult another mans penis
Jeff, have you seen Randall’s penis? He’s got a Ming Mang!
Ming Mang by Sylvester Hilda August 25, 2021

Ming Mang Mao 

When a video is leaked showing the toughest alpha male in the neighborhood, performing oral sex and getting his face repeatedly slapped by a transgender woman’s penis.
Did you see the video of him? He just let that trans woman ming mang mao him!
Ming Mang Mao by stolenhorcrux March 16, 2022

reft ming chow mang 

A left winger in football with a big Wang being described by a Chinese person
Asian football fan: "rook da reft Ming chow mang has da baruw"
A speech impediment, speech defect, stuttering or stammering of a person.
Hey! Do you know mingmang? She always mingmang.
mingmang by Jezra March 9, 2017
Ming: A Ming is a number 2 that is extra bad in smell or intensity
Mang: A Mang is a puke that is extra bad in smell or intensity

A MingMang is when both occur at the same time
I was taking a huge minger and it made me mang, it was a wicked MingMang!

Brett has been minging and manging all day, he is such a mingmang king!
MingMang by Justin J. Geer June 3, 2008

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022