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The second most powerful person on earth right after Pablo Sanchez.
“It’s Pablo Sanchez here to save the day”

“ oh wait no it’s just Ming Ling”
“Oh it’s MING LING!”
Ming Ling by King Koconino April 5, 2020
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A cute person that deserves everything.
Exm:Asian goddess,angel etc.

"Did you see that girl at the Tiest Rave?"
"yea she was such a ming ling"
ming ling by Kyo~ September 7, 2007
All she want to do is eat da dumpling and copy your homework
Oh my god my god, she’s such a Ming Ling!
Ming Ling by DaRealUhhhh December 16, 2019
A girl that wants to live in the house with the new addition that was made just for her.
Hey little Ming Ling wanna hear me sing?
Ming Ling by Maddogg radio August 31, 2022
Ming king means something excellent,something looking fantastic and sexy
David said to Denise “fuck babe your anus looks so ming ling since you got it bleached at the salon”
Denise said to David “omg your hard cock looks so ming ling when it’s in that cock cage and I’ve got the key “
David said to denise “your feet are so ming ling babe when Ive pissed all over them”
Ming ling by Martybogroll January 22, 2023

Ching ming ling let me get that dilk 

An only Asian phrase that is used when you're in the mood for some good dick.
Michael: Hey Wong!
Wong: Ching ming ling let me get that dilk!
Michael: What the fuck is wrong with you Wong?

ching ling ming 

Stuff unasian people say to try to act asian
Mike: Yo Jin ching ling ming
Jin: Go fuck yourself
ching ling ming by Altair and Ezio February 15, 2010
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