Mind Stroke

Mind Stroke is when you masterbate with your brain because you are in a social situation that doesn't include the opportunity for the real thing, usually after seeing an uber hot hottie.

Friend 1: you missed all the babes at the beach yesterday

Friend 2: was it epic

Friend 1: Dude, total mind stroke

by blinddolphin April 8, 2011

midstroke

The state of being rudely interrupted in the middle of something important.

<Phone call>
"Hey what's up buddy?"
"Nothing, call me back later."
<Hang up>
"WTF was that! I must have caught him midstroke with his girlfriend. Total coitus interruptus."

by sBox November 12, 2009