Mind Goblin

A compulsive desire / need for something that is unrealistic or would not improve the situation that usually causes unreasonable distress to its victim.

Pat never uses his consumables in video games because his mind goblins tell him to hoard and save them.

by Mitral_ January 03, 2021

Mind Goblin

A joke to troll unsuspecting victims

Jack: Hey, I got the mind goblin.
Mary: What's mind goblin?
Jack: Mind goblin deez nuts.
Mary: ... --- ... / - .... . -.-- / .... .- ...- . / -- . / - .-. .- .--. .--. . -..

by Aunt May Dies January 05, 2022

Mind Goblin

Mind Goblin is a disease that affects 1 in 5 children

Doctor: I think your son has Mind Goblin

Mother: What is Mind Goblin

Doctor: Mind Goblin Deez Nutz

by SlaveMaster6996 January 13, 2022

Mind goblin

Deez nuts

I went to a dnd club and asked if I could join their campaign, They asked me what my character is, I told them Im a mind Goblin. "Whats a mind goblin?" "MIND GOBLIN DEEZ NUTZ" they didn't let me join.

by Yourdearestfather May 17, 2023

mind goblin

A phrase, similar to sugma, that is used to troll people.

"Hey, you look like a mind goblin."
"What's a mind goblin?"
"Mind goblin deez nuts!"

by Magooku August 26, 2021

mind goblin

mind goblin deez nuts

hey Mikey do you know what the mind goblin is?
no what is it?

mind goblin deez nuts

by herb34 March 07, 2022