Mina Rocker
Mina Rocker
A rebellious creature which appeared out of nowhere. Although scientists have invested millions of dollars into funding and research, little is known about its true origin. The Mina Rocker enjoys dull moments as it is a chance to create a rebellious atmosphere by attacking, causing harm or simply destroying the people around it. The Mina Rocker enjoys feasting on people's fears and is rumored to have never gone to sleep. Furthermore, this creature never goes into hibernation, leading to 365 days of rebellions all year round with no mercy for the suffering victims. There have been a few sightings of the Mina Rocker, where 90% of them were in the small city of Hamilton in Canada Ontario. The Mina Rocker is often seen wearing a housecoat on it's back and a sort of ancient club in its right hand (archaeologist believe this is used for killing). This creature has been hunted for hundreds of years by the United States army, however the few surviving victims have been in shock for years after witnessing the Mina Rocker's fatal blow. Further research continues throughout the world as more and more attacks of rebellion are taking place. One can only hope the Mina Rocker does not find a way to multiply because that would simply mean the end of the world as we know it...
A rebellious creature which appeared out of nowhere. Although scientists have invested millions of dollars into funding and research, little is known about its true origin. The Mina Rocker enjoys dull moments as it is a chance to create a rebellious atmosphere by attacking, causing harm or simply destroying the people around it. The Mina Rocker enjoys feasting on people's fears and is rumored to have never gone to sleep. Furthermore, this creature never goes into hibernation, leading to 365 days of rebellions all year round with no mercy for the suffering victims. There have been a few sightings of the Mina Rocker, where 90% of them were in the small city of Hamilton in Canada Ontario. The Mina Rocker is often seen wearing a housecoat on it's back and a sort of ancient club in its right hand (archaeologist believe this is used for killing). This creature has been hunted for hundreds of years by the United States army, however the few surviving victims have been in shock for years after witnessing the Mina Rocker's fatal blow. Further research continues throughout the world as more and more attacks of rebellion are taking place. One can only hope the Mina Rocker does not find a way to multiply because that would simply mean the end of the world as we know it...
A group of innocent scout girls: Hey look there's a poor creature in the forest, let's go help it!
Mina Rocker: hoh hoh hoh...
Scout girls: NOOOOOOO, it's the Mina Rocker!
Mina Rocker: HOH HOH HOH!
The scout girls are found later that day without a head but somehow still alive due to an unspeakable form of rebellion.
Mina Rocker: hoh hoh hoh...
Scout girls: NOOOOOOO, it's the Mina Rocker!
Mina Rocker: HOH HOH HOH!
The scout girls are found later that day without a head but somehow still alive due to an unspeakable form of rebellion.
Mina Rocker by CrackMonkey(tragic victim) October 10, 2009
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