Okay so this is basically an advanced version of the human centipede, and it's totally PC. In this scenario you'd have 249 other people with a ball sack. Everyone is in a line on all fours sucking the balls of the person in front of them. Since there are 250 people with 4 limbs contacting the ground, we've got a 1000 legged sucking machine ready to move in the choice direction of the leader. (who isn't sucking a ballsack) Have fun with this one guys.

Ho-ho man! Did you see the human millipede walking down 7th street today? Looked enticing

human millipede by donohohonoono October 18, 2020

Rusty Millipede

the women has a period on the mans soft (non-erect) penis. the man then takes his bloody stump and wiggles it all over the women's stomach until he gets hard.

my girlfriend Jill came over last night and I wasn't hard yet so we performed a rusty millipede until I was ready

Rusty Millipede by rusty_cock_blaster May 5, 2010

cranky millipede femur

someone who is in a bad mood and likes elongated buff midgets

dont talk to me, Im cranky millipede femur rn.

cranky millipede femur by jeremy fragrence January 23, 2023

Giant African millipede

A ugly person that is really weird

“You are a Giant African millipede.”

Giant African millipede by Mexican384782837 April 23, 2019

9 millimeter solution

The use of a firearm, such as a 9mm pistol, to solve major people problems via homicide or suicide.

The retired cop choose the 9 millimeter solution, when his doctors told him he had incurable, painful cancer.

9 millimeter solution by I, Wreckerrr July 23, 2019

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026