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Milky Handshake

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The process of jerking off into your own hand and giving a nice, sloppy hand job to your acquaintance.
Dad- “I heard John gave you a milky handshake from your sister.”

Step son- “yeah. There was so much but, it was sloppy af. Best milky handshake I’ve ever gotten. He jerked off in his hand and gave me a handjob”
Milky Handshake by DStorm1397 August 17, 2019

Milky Handshake

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When you spooge into your arm and give a handshake.
-Man, Tom just gave me a milky handshake!
-Ew, fkn fgt.
Milky Handshake by KrunchyKrisp March 22, 2017
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Milky Handshake • milky • milky way • milky lane • Milky tea • milky banana • milky bar • Milky chance • Milky Joe • milky man
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