Milking Handjob

A milking handjob is a technique that the dommy mommies, goth mommies or really any powerful mommy use to drain the balls and minds of their victims and even your gf who you thought was the sweetest thing could use this on you so be careful! How the milking handjob works is simple, the mommy (or your gf) will tie you up or just wrap around you so that you can’t move or use your limbs and then she will do a godly handjob until you unleash your ropes of life but unluckily (or luckily) for you, she is not stopping until you pass out or she’s certain you can’t move, think or cum again and if she’s a real mommy then she will be whispering sweet nothings into your ear as you whimper and squirm in agony (or ecstasy) due to her milking

Red: Dude wtf happened to you?! Why are you in a wheelchair and why do you like so skinny?!
Landon: My….My gf…..did the…..m-milking handjob…..
Red: O-Oh my god…Landon no….What did I tell you about that?! You could have died!
Landon: F-Forgive….me bro…..It was so…..worth it
Red: …..Really? Should I ask my gf for one?
Landon: Absolutely

Milking Handjob by H0110WK1NG December 29, 2025

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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