milk dud 

A bald-headed black man

I loves me a milk dud!

milk dud by Valinda November 1, 2006

Milk Dud 

Boobs that have had such extensive plastic surgery that they no longer lactate.

Julie: "Did you hear that Jenny is pregnant?"
Katie: "Yea, how will she feed her kids with that pair of milk duds she hauls around?"

Milk Dud by Mr. Magnum January 24, 2009

milk dud 

A cow that no longer gives milk.

Previously a top producer on the ranch, that Geraldine is now a certified milk dud.

milk dud by Prarie Sequin March 5, 2010

milk dud 

the male anal g-spot

Craig likes it when Doug goes for the milk dud.

milk dud by babygreen October 3, 2008

Milk Dud 

When you put a dab in the tip of your dick and cum into your nail for a milky hit from your rig.

I burnt my dick doing this milk dud but I'm so high I can't even feel it yet.

Milk Dud by Boner negro July 26, 2019

milk dud 

A cow that no longer gives milk.

Previously a top producer on the ranch, that Geraldine is now a certified milk dud.

milk dud by Prarie Sequin March 5, 2010

Milk Dud 

A synonym to Shooting Blanks used to explain when the male ejaculates without any sperm being present.

"I shot a Milk dud" "He shot a Milk Dud"

Milk Dud by matt.gentry March 7, 2015