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Milk Dragon 

Very large penis belonging to a man who produces allot of seamen milk usually at least 8 inches in length and quite thick term is usually used in surprise when the Dragon is discovered

is more of a dragon if the man has large testicles to
Oh my I was not prepared for the size of your milk dragon!

I think your milk dragon is leaking.

now that is a milk dragon!
Milk Dragon by Mykeymoonshine October 30, 2011
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Milk Dragon 

When you are having sex with a pregnant female, and she climaxes so hard that she squirts and lactates at the same time.
I was boning my girl so hard in her second trimester, that she turned into a total milk dragon.
Milk Dragon by Donut_mro June 13, 2016

milk dragon 

A term used in childhood to describe a kid who laughs while drinking milk, causing it to gush from the nostrils. My brother and I (now in our early sixties) learned this in the cafeterias of several grade schools, where it was used widely. Neither of us had ever encountered its sexual use until now, here on Urban Dictionary.
Did you see what happened to Billy when I told that joke? I timed it perfectly while he was drinking, and turned him into a total milk dragon! He spewed it all over himself.
milk dragon by Grant Tarredus March 28, 2022

one eyed chineese milk dragon

penile euphamism: simply means penis. However the reaction when used is suprisingly better than using "cock" or other slang terms.
I asked her if she wanted to see my one eyed chineese milk dragon,

' " yeah, I'd give her the old one eyed chineese milk dragon!".

Chinese Milk Dragon

A consensual sexual practice involving adult partners in which anal penetration is achieved using a prosthetic device designed to release a liquid substance, specifically lacteal fluid in order to symbolically replicate the physiological function of male ejaculation.
Must be between two Asian women
we had a nasty chinese milk dragon last week, you should've seen it!
Chinese Milk Dragon by soup18 December 31, 2025
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