Milk Day 

The third monday of January that is the U.S. Federal Holiday for milk.

Milk day fell on 1/16/2012.

"what's MLK day? is it milk day? I think they forgot the "I" in milk #confused #????" - @AlexEbinger via twitter

"What is this MLK Day I'm reading about? Milk day?" - @Koji_Katsuragi via twitter

Milk Day by slartbarg January 26, 2012

National Milk Day 

Drink Milk tons of it doesn't matter if your lactose intolerant drink it.

Hey bro guess what?

Yeah man?

It's National Milk Day

Wait no.

Yes.

No.

Yes

National Milk Day by Daddy Father June 1, 2021

Chocolate Milk Day 

Racist interpretation of Martin Luther King (MLK) Day. A common term for African Americans (Chocolate) and MLK (pronounced Milk) gives Chocolate Milk Day

"So, What're y'all doin' to celebrate Chocolate Milk Day?"

Chocolate Milk Day by Tizzle35 January 19, 2009

National Chocolate Milk Day 

September 27th
The day of the year in which the most chocolate milk should be consumed by any individual.

"Hey, it's September 27th! Happy National Chocolate Milk Day!"
"Shucks, thanks Bobby! Happy National Chocolate Milk Day to yourself!"

National Chocolate Milk Day by Nahyma September 28, 2013

MLK MILK Day 

A special form of the famous Milk Olympics, held annually on Martin Luther King Jr. Day, honoring both the birth of the reverend doctor himself, as well as the love of milk shared by Falls Church and JEB Stuart kids alike.

Just like Milk Olympics, MLK MILK Day often ends in "carnage. ie: excessive vomiting and shitting."

1: Oh man I am so ready for MLK MILK Day.
2: I dunno man, I thought you said you had given milk up after the last time.
1: I know what I said, but this time I think its gonna be different.

later that evening...
1: ITS COMING OUT OF BOTH ENDS!11!!1!1

MLK MILK Day by Alex Rock January 20, 2009

national almond milk day 

This national day lies on the 26th of June

National almond milk day is my favorite day of the year .

national almond milk day by Thiccyyyyyyyyy June 26, 2017

Mario Milk Day 

Every March 10th were people challenge themselves to chug gallons of milk

I better buy milk for Mario Milk Day

Mario Milk Day by Douche Pickle February 5, 2022