milk cap crust

Dried up semen on something or someone that resembles that crust find around a milk cap. Commonly found on your sheets after masturbation, wet dreams, or intercourse.

Jim: I need to wash my sheets really badly.
Bob:Why?
Jim: Because there's milk cap crust all over them.

by Jerknuggett November 16, 2009

Milk Caps

A term used by people who don't know what "Poggers" means.

Dank memer : Bro, poggers
Virgin : Milk caps?

by shoppingkartman January 1, 2021