Milford man 

A graduate of the prestigious Milford Academy, where children are expected to be neither seen nor heard. This type of man tends to sneak through life in the same manner, being neither seen nor heard.

You can always tell a Milford man.

Milford man by jumpandyell October 3, 2008

Milfordian 

Someone from the village Milford, south of England.

"I'm from Milford"
"Ahh, you're a Milfordian?!"

Milfordian by leela-lo January 1, 2012