Mike Rotch

A man subjected to phone calls in bars. However, this man doesn't exist! (And if he does, I'd like to shake his hand. Well, if I wanted to do that, I'd just shake my dick, wouldn't I.)

<Bartender> Hey, is Mike Rotch here? Has anyone seen Mike Rotch lately?

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 14, 2003

Mike Rotch

The person that anyone who makes a prank phone call seems to be wondering if you've seen lately.

Hell, I was just wondering if you'd seen Mike Rotch around?

by El Ultimo Vato del Todo El Mundo, Panocha007 April 6, 2003

Mike Rotch

the persone every ones looking for but cant seem to find. Hahahaha losers who cant find mike rotch

aka m y c ro t ch lol ahahhaha

by billy bob jon but crack jhaSDFKJHSF October 6, 2003