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Midnight Milkyway 

When, after anal sex on New Years Eve at the stroke of midnight, the man removes his cock and swirls it around his partners belly button leaving a "milkyway" look.
My buddy told me last night that he's always wanted to give the girl at Shorty Smalls a Midnight Milkyway.

Milkyway 

The act of a female rubbing hot, melted chocolate over a mans penis. She then continues by giving the man a regular blow job from where the man ejaculates and mixes in with the chocolate creating a "milkyway". (The milky way is a spreading paste use for multiple activities eg. on bread, that consists of white and dark chocolate)The female can then continue licking the penis where she gets a mixture of both cum and chocolate.
That chick over there gives the best Milkyway's.
HOLY CRAP, that school girl on the corner is handing out FREE milkyways!
Milkyway by SerBSPeeD September 1, 2004

Milkyway Bar 

When a lover defecates and their partner masturbates and ejactulates inside the shit, then they eat it. the shit is the chocolate and the jizz is the nougat stuff in milkyway bar.
"Wanna taste my milkyway bar"

"Guy 1: Jesus dude you gave her a milkyway you sick fuck. Did she puke?

Guy2: Yea, then I ate her puke while she fingered my ass
Guy 1: What the actual fuck dude, sort your life out."
Milkyway Bar by Iknowthings,soido December 25, 2009

milkyway 

The act of sunny-side upping your own testicles.
guy: dude, I just got dared to do a milkyway
milkyway by th3 c00l guy November 13, 2009

Michelob Milkyway 

The act of removing the top off of a Michelob Ultra bottle, putting your thumb over the end and shaking it vigorously, when it has been shaken enough insert the bottle into the persons ass and let go, while engaging in sexual acts!!
I gave that girl a Michelob Milkyway last night!
Michelob Milkyway by Josh- September 2, 2011

Milkyway2heaven 

A delicious item that is purchased, taken or given. It is usually consumed afterwards.
I ate a Milkyway2heaven for lunch.
Milkyway2heaven by eh September 12, 2006
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