When a lover defecates and their partner masturbates and ejactulates inside the shit, then they eat it. the shit is the chocolate and the jizz is the nougat stuff in milkyway bar.
"Wanna taste my milkyway bar"
"Guy 1: Jesus dude you gave her a milkyway you sick fuck. Did she puke?
Guy2: Yea, then I ate her puke while she fingered my ass
Guy 1: What the actual fuck dude, sort your life out."
"Guy 1: Jesus dude you gave her a milkyway you sick fuck. Did she puke?
Guy2: Yea, then I ate her puke while she fingered my ass
Guy 1: What the actual fuck dude, sort your life out."
by Iknowthings,soido May 21, 2009
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No youβre the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
Apr 22 trending
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