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Mighty Whitey 

A trope of formulaic Western fiction: White character who, with relatively little effort, masters a skill most closely associated with the culture of another ethnic group. This skill is commonly some sort of martial art, and the White character often becomes more skilled than both his ethnic mentor and his ethnic opponent.
"Wow, look at Mighty Whitey becoming a Kung Fu master in the span of a mere sixty-second montage!"
"Amazing! Now he can go save the girl from that Evil Chinese Guy and then single-handedly beat the Other Team at the Kung Fu tournament!"
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Mighty Whitey 

A white person or group throwing their weight around, or abusing their authority. All the while oblivious to the implications of it when their bully group is all white and they're making decisions that adversely affect minorities.

N.B.: The group doesn't technically have to be all white, but the few minorities around them should be of the Clarence Thomas variety where they say nothing in order to protect their own position.
The Mighty Whitey and his friends didn't think twice before deciding to cut the budget for Black History month activities.

Mighty Whitey 

The group of people who, for the last few hundred years, has brought civilization, technology, rights, and female equality to the rest of the ignorant savages living on Earth, most of whom never even discovered the wheel, or metallurgy, or written language, and now gets shit on for it by those same savages.
"Uh oh, those filthy rag heads over there are making a game of gang-raping women; better send in Mighty Whitey to stop them!"
Mighty Whitey by Cunning_Linguist69 January 28, 2021

mighty whitey one-bitey 

The white castle hamburger, aka slider. There is a serious imbalance between the onion:meat ratio.
In this burger, there are too many onions and not enough meat.
mighty whitey one-bitey by Zach G. January 17, 2004

mighty whitey one-bitey 

A hamburger(?) from White Castle (flavor is enhanced by an evening of drinking prior to the meal). See slider.
I'm about to quickly ingest 10 Mighty Whitey One-bities! Burrrrrp!

mighty white 

to do an act of kindness for another
hey bro, that was mighty white of you to water my plants while i was away.

mighty white of you

Used to describe someone who thinks they've done a great deed, charitable action or sacrifice, but in reality they've done very little to help the human condition.
Earl: I gave that homeless man my half eaten apple.
Roger: Wow, thats mighty white of you.
mighty white of you by RjDudes August 23, 2006
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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