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midnight stealth 

when sleeping beside a lady and both the man and woman are naked, the man creeps behind the woman, and starts doing the deed. This is not a recommended practice.
Can you believe Kiwon pulled the midnight stealth on Liana? That bitch freaked...
midnight stealth by Geraldo May 13, 2005

midnight stealth 

touching or sticking it to a girl when she has no idea your even in the room. this works best while chicks are wasted and you get in less trouble
Rember when Wubba Midnight Stealthed that fat chick at that party.

Midnight stealth 

The strategy employed by the ‘21 Philadelphia Eagles
The Eagles really midnight stealthed the Panthers last week!
Midnight stealth by Puma267 October 18, 2021
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