Midering

When a couple is so OBVIOUSLY dating, yet wont admit they're boyfriend and girlfriend, or are uncomfortable with using terms like dating, boyfriend, ect, while also not wanting to date other people, focusing solely on each other

Dude! you 2 are totally dating!

Nah man, we're not, we just hang out a lot an tats it.

Well i know how you look at other girls now, and you 2 are obviously Midering

by GoldenAce17 April 13, 2014

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Dick Misering

This is the verbal/metaphorical comparing of dicks, most often by two men. It usually involves things that cost a lot of money, such as cars, boats, or any sort of monetary investment.

Used by Liam Neeson in the movie Taken.

Man 1: My boat is 42 feet long.
Man 2: My boat is 51 feet long.
Man 1: My car is worth $66,000.
Man 2: My car is worth $74,000.
Man 1: I banged your wife.
Man 2: I banged your brother.
Man 1: Uhhh... I think that's enough dick misering for now.

by Sheepinatorz May 11, 2011

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