microaffections

The little things you do to show someone you love them.

Janet: Bert is so wonderful! Little kisses and hugs for no reason, he even gave me a foot massage last night when I said my feet hurt!
Anne: Microaffections mean a lot!

microaffections by Chickapee April 14, 2016

Microaffections

The tiniest of possible compliment, not caring enough to qualify as regular affection. Generally unintentional, unnoticed, and unimportant, these microaffections draw the attention of the clingy and crazy types, which they quote as evidence of your "relationship." Around exes they should be avoided at all cost.

Guy: I like your phone.
Girl: Thanks.

Girl Internally: OMG, Chad IS into me. I knew he was going to ask me out. This is your chance Rhonda!?! *leans in to kiss guy*
Guy: Rhonda, WTF. You always take microaffections way to far.

Microaffections by crazy 3x-girlfri3nd September 17, 2017