God damnit, microfuck just puked and froze everything. Now it's puking it's shit all over my desktop.
by j00dei-san sushi October 1, 2004
1. One of many nicknames for Microsoft, a famously corrupt corporation and member of the Seattle Mafia known for screwing its own customers.
2. The act of being screwed by Microsoft.
2. The act of being screwed by Microsoft.
1. So how many consumers, taxpayers and children will Microfuck screw this week?
2. After his third major Microfuck in a month, he got smart and got a Mac.
2. After his third major Microfuck in a month, he got smart and got a Mac.
by David Blomstrom October 4, 2007
by paulio2020 July 8, 2020
The act of a man with a very small, skinny penis desperately trying to fuck a woman by using jackhammer style vibrations, but all she can feel are the sensations of a little eel-like penis quickly slithering in and out of her vagina. His hips continue to flail around her torso but his penis is too small for her to feel any sort of real penetration.
Sophia fell in love with Michalis but to her dismay, she realized he had the skinniest penis and only knew how to microfuck her. She lay there staring up the ceiling, as he desperately tried to penetrate her, wondering if she could spend an entire life with a man who made love to her like this.
by HamptonsLiar July 16, 2023
Any meat that has been left in the microwave for too long to the point that it is rubbery, dry and tough.
Hence the word "microfucked" were the meat has been literally fucked up by the microwave.
Hence the word "microfucked" were the meat has been literally fucked up by the microwave.
by XvGRIMREAPERvX March 2, 2011