The act of a man with a very small, skinny penis desperately trying to fuck a woman by using jackhammer style vibrations, but all she can feel are the sensations of a little eel-like penis quickly slithering in and out of her vagina. His hips continue to flail around her torso but his penis is too small for her to feel any sort of real penetration.
Sophia fell in love with Michael but to her dismay, she realized he had the tiniest penis and only knew how to micro-fuck her. She lay there staring up the ceiling, as he desperately tried to penetrate her, wondering if she could spend an entire life with a man who made love to her like this.
by YouKnowItsForMe June 25, 2023
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by Dirty Paco October 30, 2006
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A deragotory way of referring to Microsoft; usualy used by people who use alternative operating systems such as GNU/Linux, BSD, or Mac OS X.
<tech support> So you're using Windows XP?
<me> No, heck no. I don't put any of that Microsuck software on my computer.
<me> No, heck no. I don't put any of that Microsuck software on my computer.
by Peter October 28, 2004
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When someone compliments or says something nice to your girlfriend/boyfriend and you do nothing about it or are totally fine with it. Microcuck is a fusion of the terms microaggression and cuck (cuckold). Essentially getting microcucked is getting cucked in the smallest way possible.
When someone compliments or says something nice to your girlfriend/boyfriend and you do nothing about it or are totally fine with it. Microcuck is a fusion of the terms microaggression and cuck (cuckold). Essentially getting microcucked is getting cucked in the smallest way possible.
John: Wow! You are absolutely beautiful
Bob's girlfriend: Thanks! That's so nice!
Bob: *does nothing* (or says something like "that was nice!")
Bob has just been microcucked.
Bob's girlfriend: Thanks! That's so nice!
Bob: *does nothing* (or says something like "that was nice!")
Bob has just been microcucked.
by Buttercastle April 18, 2018
Get the Microcuck mug.An insult to refer to Microsoft for their errors in console gaming ventures, such as the way the backwards compatibility in the x-box360 is flawed and has trouble working sometimes with what should have been easy games to incorporate into the system. Thus the angry response of "Damn you Microsuck!"
And possibly a "Dear ass faces letter"
And possibly a "Dear ass faces letter"
Murphy:Dude whats wrong?
Ryan:Damn Microsuck and their stupid system!
Murphy:What?
Ryan:Okay if the game lags out during KOTR2 and I die at the START thats a fail on Microsuck.
Ryan:Damn Microsuck and their stupid system!
Murphy:What?
Ryan:Okay if the game lags out during KOTR2 and I die at the START thats a fail on Microsuck.
by Irish teddy bear April 6, 2009
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by j00dei-san sushi September 30, 2004
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Jeez! Shista is a crawling P.O.S.!
What are you trying to say? You only HATE Microsoft for being successful!
What a Micro$uckup
What are you trying to say? You only HATE Microsoft for being successful!
What a Micro$uckup
by evildave August 12, 2009
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