Michal Michalowski 

Polish Boy who likes hotdogs but his parents perfer vodka.

Mom: Vodka?
Dad: Vodka?
Mom: Vodka
Dad: Vodka?
Mom: Vodka
Dad: Vodka?
Mom: Vodka
Michal Michalowski: Hot Dogs

Michal Michalowski by MichalIsReallyFunny October 20, 2008

michalski 

A man who breathes dragons which in turn breathe fire laden with more dragons at his opponents. He's not one to be trifflin' with. He can turn any object into pure, uncut cocaine, which he then in turn eats for sustenance because regular food is below him. He has the cock of the constellation Orion (just look for star below Orion's belt, then imagine the distance between those stars... yeah.) and can swing it like a spider monkey jumping a 50 foot gap to catch that last falling coconut. Woman throw themselves from 40-story buildings in his direction at the very utterance of his name, surviving the fall only because Michalski is there to catch them, and then give them the red-hot dicking they so carelessly throw themselves towards him for. He can jump buildings, swallow lightning and piss rivers of whiskey. One bad-ass, motherfucker.

Girl: That guy over there is really cute. Do you think I'd have a chance?
Girl: I don't know hun... I've heard he's a huge Michalski.

michalski by zerodroprate January 23, 2011

Michalski 

To be involved in a photograph with a strong point of the finger.

We took the photograph at the party and Mike did the Michalski resulting in the loss of a friends eye

Michalski by Ayyyyyoooo October 24, 2018

michalowsky 

1. a person who is extremely amazing at anything. 2. a rare disease started in the Amazon, known to cause fevers and increased intelligence 3. a type of beetle commonly found in Russia, one of the smartest animals in the world 4. anything that is amazing or phenomenal in any way

1. That michalowsky is extremely amazing at everything. 2. I got michalowsky, and it caused me to get fevers and have an increased intelligence. 3. A michalowsky is a beetle commonly found in Russia, and its one of the smartest animals in the world. 4. That thing is michalowsky, its amazing and phenomonal in every way.

michalowsky by aaaaaaaaq October 24, 2009