Michal Wing 

Michal Wing is a super kool siense teacher in San Anselmo, CA. He is a muy especial teacher that is very good at twitching like twitchtv/ninja , that’s Michal Wing’s twitch check him out. Michal Wing has some super kool experiments where you drop a water balloon from 4.9 meters, I’ve tried it myself and let me tell you it’s super ghiwy. Of course we can’t forget mindfulness, the thing he does at the begging of every class. Michal Wing also likes a lot of things, like the phone basket with sardines. One day someone was playing Fortnite Battle Royale, and they had a golden scar and one kill, but Michal wig shut that down immediately taking it away and puting it in the phone basket. Michal Wing loves to show his rocks, which are very super kool, and he loves to talk about the origins of the earth. Michal Wing is muy funny, and everyone laughs at his super kool jokes. Michal Wing has put his name among many famous people like Thomas Edison on our tests, and you best believe that was my awnser every time. Michal Wing supports everyone and everything around him, making him super kool. Michal Wing is wrong sometimes though, like when he thought the universe was infinite, but I had to tell him that the universe was only the size of 12 football fields. Michal Wing is a super kool guy, and he is very super kool.

The most super kool teacher at drake HS is Michal Wing Check him out

Michal Wing by Michal Wing February 1, 2019

Michaling it up 

The process of continuing a story or a train of thought that starts with a bullshit point. The bullshit keeps pilling up.

Bro you're michaling it up, stop.

Michaling it up by Alex Carter February 26, 2017

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008