Michael Oliver 

The name of the only competent referee in the premier league. Which is funny because he’s still very bad compared to European referees, however as he shares a league with such referees as Anthony Taylor and Mike Dean, it makes him look like VAR was a human being. However seems to always miss handballs and therefore has given more VAR handballs than any other referee. He has a chubby chin but is quite athletic. Finally, he’s unpopular with Assistant referees as he always plays advantage when they flag for a foul, making them look stupid.

Person 1: “Oh nice, Sarah is our coach tonight”
Person 2: “Oh she’s such a bad teacher”
Person 1: “they’re all bad, but she’s a Michael Oliver, bad, but much better than the rest.”

Michael Oliver by James Bronson February 13, 2022

Michael Oliver 

a southern Africans male within the ages of 14-20

"Hey look, Thats a cool looking Michael Oliver"

Michael Oliver by Michael Oliver from Africa April 23, 2023

oliver michael wagner 

Something or someone in which whom particaptes in mass goon sessions while getting blumpkins from black oily men

Nathan is such an oliver michael wagner bro

oliver michael wagner by ignatiuslaflamme March 18, 2024

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004