Michael McDermott

hey michael, if you’re reading this then i love you so much. sorry you had to miss fort games today. it was fun as hell! well not all of it but it was really neat. i hope you remember what april 22 is. anyways even if you don’t remember and even though we’re not officially together ( ig ) i’m celebrating it. i wanna give you my insta account password so email me, if you’re reading this and it’s a weekend or it’s still spring break. you’re kind and sweet and i don’t want the school year to end so i can be with you everyday. if we’re not in the same classes next year i want you to know i’ll still remember you! there are so many reasons to love you and i just want you to know that. even if i seem distant or upset i still care a lot for you that won’t go away. -you know who

you: *sits down in a chair*
me: omg i love you so much, Michael mcdermott you make my day and brighten up my mood! uwuwuwuwuwuwuwwu

Michael McDermott by sumimasenNAN.theFUK April 18, 2019

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Micheal McDermott

One of the most amazing people you will ever have the pleasure of meeting. He is kind, sweet, but beware, he has a habit of vomiting after drinking a little amount of vodka. Do not throw away Micheal as he is with you for life, or you may regret it. He has a sweet side, but also a defensive side he saves for his haters, especially when haters are hating on those closest to him.

#Guy 1: Oh my god! Did you hear about Micheal McDermott?
#Guy 2: I heard he threw up over Isaac on a sleepover
#Guy 3: I heard he's an amazing friend who will stick up for those close to him
#Guy 4: I heard he beat up Caleb the other day

Micheal McDermott by immy_4125 January 26, 2022

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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