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Michael McDermott 

hey michael, if you’re reading this then i love you so much. sorry you had to miss fort games today. it was fun as hell! well not all of it but it was really neat. i hope you remember what april 22 is. anyways even if you don’t remember and even though we’re not officially together ( ig ) i’m celebrating it. i wanna give you my insta account password so email me, if you’re reading this and it’s a weekend or it’s still spring break. you’re kind and sweet and i don’t want the school year to end so i can be with you everyday. if we’re not in the same classes next year i want you to know i’ll still remember you! there are so many reasons to love you and i just want you to know that. even if i seem distant or upset i still care a lot for you that won’t go away. -you know who
you: *sits down in a chair*
me: omg i love you so much, Michael mcdermott you make my day and brighten up my mood! uwuwuwuwuwuwuwwu
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Micheal McDermott 

One of the most amazing people you will ever have the pleasure of meeting. He is kind, sweet, but beware, he has a habit of vomiting after drinking a little amount of vodka. Do not throw away Micheal as he is with you for life, or you may regret it. He has a sweet side, but also a defensive side he saves for his haters, especially when haters are hating on those closest to him.
#Guy 1: Oh my god! Did you hear about Micheal McDermott?
#Guy 2: I heard he threw up over Isaac on a sleepover
#Guy 3: I heard he's an amazing friend who will stick up for those close to him
#Guy 4: I heard he beat up Caleb the other day
Micheal McDermott by immy_4125 January 26, 2022
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