Michael Chen

Just a stereotypical name for a stereotypical smart asian that fled to america

Teacher: Would Michael chen please raise his hand
5 people's raise their hands
Teacher: the one with glasses
5 of the said people keep their hands up

Michael Chen by Joseph knottwheel May 17, 2018

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Michael Chen simp

Someone who simps. And I mean simps for Michael Chen 100%.
They love McPlayGt with all their heart.

Person 1: Yoooo have you seen McPlayGt’s recent tiktok?
Person 2: No, but are you a Michael Chen Simp?

Person 1: hahah, how did you know?

Michael Chen simp by suka<3 January 19, 2021

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michaelhenry

Sensitive and kind has been known to have run in’s with the law. A wonderful father, likes the gonga a little to much. Has NO SENSE OF STYLE❗️❗️❗️ Most likely gets his clothes from a dumpster. Adores his mother& brother and sister. Most likely from Fulton

Ayyy is he’s smoking reefer, his name is probably Michaelhenry

michaelhenry by Michaelhenry May 24, 2018

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MichaelChan

Some guy who speedruns and plays the game Appel, and cheated to be the top player, even after getting exposed he still regects it.

MichaelChan wont admit he cheated!

MichaelChan by not an orangefruit :3 August 31, 2025

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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