The Miasmics

A New Jersey ska band who play many shows in Northern Jersey. The have sweet songs like Funkydance

I went to a show where The Miasmics played first.

The Miasmics by Urg Man July 5, 2004

miasmically 

Events or peeps acting in a fetid, stinking fashion.

Just about every breathing dipshit has acted miasmically this week. And they were all in my office.

miasmically by Beebster December 15, 2007

Manmatics 

Mathematics used by men to determine if a girl is hot or "boneable" with truly no mathematic basis, but instead the twisted logic of a man "in the mood".

Guy A: "Manmatics dictates that the Pink Ranger from original series equals bone"
Guy B: "Agreed"

Manmatics by GodLivesInAK December 8, 2009

Mismatch of Ass (MOA)

A woman paired up with a man (or visa versa) that is clearly more attractive than her counterpart. These mismatched pairs typically do not last very long given the obvious disparity in attractiveness.

Sheila was much more fuckable than her husband, and all her male friends noticed--a typical case of Mismatch of Ass (MOA)!

Mismatch of Ass (MOA) by once MOA May 25, 2009

Mismatch Socks

Summmmm Goood Pawsyyy :)

Gina has on mismatch socks I know her pawsy good .

Teresa had on some booty shorts & mismatch socks I know she has a good shot

Mismatch Socks by DickNamedDavid83__ December 12, 2019

mismatch 

this is when a you see a hot woman with some dude, that is either unnatractive or an obvious stiff

holy shit, bro, did you just see that mismatch

mismatch by Dave S March 19, 2004

mismatched 

In basketball, when a shorter player has to guard a taller opponent, and vice versa. Making it easier for a shorter guard to shake off his taller and slower opponent, and the taller player having a much greater advantage in the post. Occurs most commonly during pick & rolls.

Why is 6'5 Nick guarding 5'9 Shayden? Incredibly mismatched!

mismatched by Eyyyitsnick September 3, 2016